Cougartown’s Ron Mexico lyrics

Ron Mexico… Ron Mexico….

He’s loved and he’s lost but he’s never longed
He travels the world righting wrongs
He’s American born 100% male
He’s got the heart of a lion and the dong of a whale
He’s tan and strong with honey hued hair
When he wants a fish he takes it from a bear
He doesn’t need a helmet to breathe in space
He’d travel back in time to punch Hitler in the face
He knows karate and even kung-fu but he’s charming enough to co-host The View

He’s RON MEXICO!